Going Bananas

[The Horsemen]

Mini-Quest

*** 4 am Tuesday Evening ***

Under the cloak of night two shadowy figures slink from under Public High School's Basement level, their billowing overcoats hauling mysterious containers making a ruckus here and there. Thankfully no one is around to hear them, not just yet, The school premises have yet to open up and they are to leave just as soon as they had emerged. The only trail left behind are large track marks from the containers as the scoff corners and deteriorate the newly set paint at the walls.

*** San Diego Zoo an hour later ***

The whooping and walloping of animals can be heard from two blocks over, still no one to intercede not just yet, what cruel orchestrated powers are at work here when the poor animals are not safe. The containers are ditched, emptied and left by the side of the road, their contents expunged and a dark presence looking over the San Diego District.

*** Public High School #774 9:00 am ***

Will school be the same as the students enter to an off presence, their halls littered with the contents of the lunchroom all signs pointing to go there for signs of the trouble.

[Ceraphine Davis]

It was habit for her to get there early. She couldnt help it, she wanted to make sure everything was okay before the rest of the general population of the school arrived.

Usually everything was okay, nothing out of place other than a few things in the courtyard....But yeah nothing major.....

Today however was completely different......As she used her key to the school, it was clear that something was different, and it was not a good kind of different.

Growling to herself, noting the contents of the lunchroom littering the hallways, she reached into her back pocket, grabbing her cell phone and dialing Jack's number first.....

Well, first thought was stupid ass football players or something of that nature.......

When he answered she spoke up clearly......

"Jack...something happened at the school. I need you to get here if possible...."

Then, after hitting end on the phone immediately after, came the next call, Kazuya.......If the students had done this, then it was something they would both need to handle. Another growl when his phone went unanswered as well.

WTF?!!

Was she the only one that got up this early?

Sighing once she waited for the tone and then left a message there as well.

"Kazuya...Its Kev...Something happened at the school last night.....Need you to get here as soon as possible."

After hanging up, she rubbed her temples.....People would be getting here soon enough, but for now, she wanted to make sure whoever did this was not here.....Never one to wait on somebody else....Heh..one day she may learn.......

Either way, she started off, following the trail toward the lunchroom....Honestly what the hell was going on here? Today was just gonna be one of those days.....She already knew it.

[Jack]

"Jack...something happened at the school. I need you to get here if possible...."

"Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.....................Have y-*beep beep beep beep* any idea what I did last night?"

She had already hung up Jack looking at the time let out a strong yet quiet grumble as he rolled over, slamming his hand down on the touch pad which activated certain lights in his room. Jack sat up his eyes scanning over his littered room, there were empty vodka bottles and beer bottles all over the place, they must have had a lot of people over. Jack threw off the covers, his vision a blew, his head heavy and his eyes drowsy. Looking around he found a random shirt, and some shorts pulling them on he made his way for the door. As soon as he took his first step out of the door he hit something cold and metallic tripping over. Face planting he let out a grumble as he wedged his body out of the little trap, looking at what he had tripped over was a large pub size keg, his eyes scanned the room, he counted a good five similar kegs laying around the place which was equally trashed with empty pizza boxes. Jack concluded they had one hell of a party but where were the people passed out? Jack mumbled something to himself as he stood up rubbing his face as he made his way to Phoenix's room, kicking the door open he would yell out.

"Oi bitch, wake up. I've been called into school, something's going down I thought this may be a good opportunity for you to make your impression on the School Captain."

Jack would make sure Phoenix registered everything before turning around and walking back to his room. Going straight for the bathroom, he bent over the toilet and vomited, long and hard the pauses in between matched with heavy breathing. When Jack thought he was finished he simply rushed back for another spell. It took a good four minutes for him to finish, his stomach feeling better yet the nausea was still there. He looked up and saw vomit all over his face spitting into the toilet he stood up, flushing the toilet Jack moved to the sink. Cleaning his face and washing out his mouth, he proceeded to shaving his morning stubble off, doing his normal routine Jack shave, brushed his teeth and then moved into the shower. Turning the water from boiling hot to freezing cold he had a quick three minuet shower total time to get ready so far was 10 minutes. Walking out he wrapped a towel around himself and moved to his wardrobe located on the other side of his room.

Walking in he found all his clothes, yawning as he picked a white tailored shirt, a nice tie, some dress pants and shoes. Picking up his jacket and belt he walked out dumping everything on his bed. Drying himself off he got changed and was out and ready to move within 15 minutes of yelling at Phoenix.

"You ready?"

Jack would call his handover no longer bothering him, his body in overdrive, in combat mode. Jack’s eyes would find Phoenix just showing him how serious he was. They would walk out of the apartment, going to the basement Jack found his Rx7, parked near his Nissan GTR and RX8. Jack started the engine, revering he would perform his crazy man driving style as he rocketed out of the underground parking lot, breaking the speed limit by god knows what.

[Jayr Byrne]

Oopsies

Clearly the school wasn't the est maintained, as Jayr walked through the halls this morning, her books clinging tightly to her chest as she observed the scoffed up walls, the tremors of shock and destruction about. The Pillars or perhaps even the dean here had seriously left their posts to an undecided factor. Unless of course this had happened after school hours, than they probably needed some night time security to prevent from gangs coming in and vandilising the place.

Jayr however payed little mind to her surroundings walking absentmindedly until her feet hit a can, so this clearly pointed to something beyond just simple Gangbangers, and perhaps teh one responsible was still here.

With a smug look on her face, the ideals to search out justice Jayr took off at a breakneck pace sprinting over to the lunch room only to stop short of Kevala. And innocent look about her as she was just simply passing through. Jayr didn't especially want to start a fight this time around with only half the details, she remembered how well that worked out last time.

[Kazuya Hikari]

"Kazuya...It's Kev...Something happened at the school last night.....Need you to get here as soon as possible."

"..." Kazuya stared at his cellphone as the message ended, droplets of water running down his face. Of course he hadn't picked up, he had been in the bloody bathroom! Kazuya wasn't the only one that got up early too. He had been halfway through brushing his teeth when Kevala called, though he hadn't realized the music he heard was his cellphone ringing until it was too late, and even if he had picked up, he wouldn't be able to say anything, since he would've had a toothbrush jammed in his mouth. Sighing quietly, he dried his face with the towel hanging around his neck as he trudged back into his room and deposited his phone on top of his bedside table before quickly getting dressed. Pulling his SBP jacket on on top of his plain black t -shirt, he slipped his cellphone into his black track pants pocket, grabbed his bag, and headed out of the dorm.

Kazuya began to walk towards the school, reaching it a few minutes later. He then headed through the front doors and into the school, coming to a halt almost immediately as he stared at the floor, covered in what looked like mystery meat... and about every other lunch meal known to man. Heading straight to the cafeteria, grateful he wore his worn down shoes, the moment the students that had gathered there saw him, they immediately parted in the middle, creating a path for him to walk through, as he walked into the cafeteria and saw Kevala, briskly walking over to her before coming to a stop beside her. Pushing his glasses further up, he fixed his steel-eyed gaze on the walls, the new set paint already peeling. "... Either there had been one hell of a party last night, or one hell of a prank pulled. Either way, I'm not laughing." This was going to be one hell of day...

[Phoenix]

Phoenix crept through the house, almost shuddering at the idea of what would happen to himself, let alone the house, should Phoenix make too much noise and wake Jack up from his alcohol induced slumber. Carefully navigating his way around in almost complete darkness around various empty kegs and alcohol bottles, Phoenix would pour himself a glass of water from the fridge and steadily drink. Taking a small breath after finishing his drink, Phoenix would look around and see what a mess that he and Jack had made that previous night. Smiling slightly, Phoenix wondered just how much of last night Jack would remember. He probably won’t even remember that Arsenal won, thought Phoenix.

Suddenly a loud noise crashed through the previously silent how, and worst even still, it was coming from Jack’s room. Remaining rooted to the spot, Phoenix turned his head sideways to try and eavesdrop on a conversation that would dare to wake Jack up this early. Containing a laugh as he heard a muffled reply and a grumble from Jack’s room, Phoenix would place his glass in the sink and wait for Jack to emerge from his room. Almost straight after the grumble, the door to Jack’s room opened, allowing a dim beam of light to crawl into the dark living room but not quite into the kitchen. Jack took one step out of his room and stepped onto an empty metallic keg causing his already shaky balance to be completely thrown, resulting in Jack face planting the ground. Barely stopping himself from emitting a chuckle, Phoenix stayed in the shadows waiting for Jack to walk past him. Taking the few extra steps necessary, Jack made his way past the kitchen and came to a stop just outside of Phoenix’s room. Kicking the door in Jack would yell something insulting and demanding at the prone duvet and lump of pillows that made up Phoenix’s bed. Calling something in the affirmative out from the kitchen, Phoenix knew that Jack was dealing with a hangover so bad that he would probably think it came from the bed.

Sure enough, Jack accepted the answer and walked back into his room. Phoenix waited him out, already fully dressed, showered and ready to leave. Phoenix usually arrived to school just on time or, failing that, just a little bit late, however, he always got up at an early hour to meditate.

Reaching for the bread next to him, Phoenix would throw it into the toaster at the other end of the kitchen and turn the heat up to maximum, knowing that if something was able to get Jack up and about at this hour of the morning then it had to be extremely important. Grabbing the toast from the toaster, Phoenix would start to munch on the toast as Jack emerged from his room and asked if he was ready.

“Jack, I’ve been ready to leave for 2 hours and 37 minutes.”

Turning on his heel, Phoenix would follow Jack’s suit and exit the apartment, trailing him all the way down to the basement. Splitting up as they approached Jack’s beloved Mazda Rx7, Phoenix would make his way around into the passenger seat and just manage to get his seat belt on before Jack slammed his foot down on the accelerator and sent the car rocketing out towards the school.

[The Horsemen]

The voyagers traveling into the Cafeteria this day would be met with it empty, though in a very relative term seeing as the cafeteria seemed littered with all sorts of mushed and broken table wear along with palm marks across the walls in a tinted red. Though the smell of blood wasn't lingering on the air here, rather it was the smell of rotting fruits, vegetables and worst of all fecal matter. Yes there was poop strewn on the walls.

*Screeeeeeeech*

The wrenching noise of fingernails against a chalkboard as the few would enter the room. The rattle of a can and the pounding of feet toughing through the empty room but not met with a visual reference.

A small human groan dragging out behind the counter of the serving section of the cafeteria. Something that would of course draw attention in one way or another.

*Mehhhh*

[Ceraphine Davis]

Kevala now stood there at the entrance to the cafeteria, her eyes falling over the mess that had been left behind and her anger only continuing to increase. The sounds of another approaching quickly garnering her attention as she turned and looked to see who it was.

Jayr....Hmm...

With a little nod in her direction she then turned to look down the hall, waiting for the two she had called to show up. First of course was Kazuya....Her brow perking as he spoke and a nod given.

She was about to reply when a sound from within the cafeteria caught her attention

*Screeeeeeeech*

>____<

Wincing slightly at the high pitched noise that echoed off the walls of the room....Gods she hated that sound.

Then came the sounds of an almost human like groan.....

o_____O

Turning her attention back to the area, she nudged Kazuya and motioned toward the direction the sound had come from.

"Go see what that was."

>_______>

<_______<

What? It was not like she was gonna go check. That sounded creepy!!!

*shudder*

She had seen enough horror movies to know you never went to check.

EVAH!!!!

Then, just like that......enter the........um.........

Was that a monkey?

O_____O

Another nudge given to Kazuya.......Spotting Jack and some guy showing up right about then........

"Ummm...You boys .....uhhh......catch the monkey....Yeah....You are bigger than me.....You would have and easier time."

~Mwahahahaha!!! It pays to be little sometimes!!~

^____^

*win*

Now she waited, watching as they went about catching the little critter that had wandered into the school.

[Guy Nottingham]

(ooc: lolz)

Guy had been a bit late for this little meeting of the student body, for whatever reason he'd already been on campus early to hear the little rattling effects and noises however he hadn't seen anything that was going on completely unconcerned with the scrambling and herding of whatever kind. All he knew was that he was mighty hungry. So a canny stroll about the school campus until he found himself sneaking in the back room of the Cafeteria being oh so bold as to miss the original cause of this mess.

His attention was too absorbed in what his stomach was commanding. From the depths his little internal engine chugged pressing him into the locked cabinets which now found themselves in disarray he'd stick hands in pulling free a banana and would nom it as such with a pleased disposition and a carefree smile.

[Kazuya Hikari]

Peering around the cafeteria, Alex was met with the sight of broken tableware, mushed up items, and palm marks covering the walls in a tinted red color, but the smell was not blood, rather, Alex smelled rotting fruits, vegetables, though those paled in comparison to one smell that stuck out, shit had hit the fan, literally. Poop covered the walls as well, adding to the already lovely odor that was going on. The stench nearly unbearable, Alex pulled on the bandanna wrapped around his neck, covering his mouth and nose, as he let out a sigh of relief, at least he could breathe now. He saw Kevala raise a brow and nod in response to his comment, but before anything else could be said, the sound of a high-pitched screech much like fingernails on a chalkboard echoing through the cafeteria made Alex wince slightly, leaving a ringing sound in his ears, followed by the rattling of a can and pounding of feet, ending with a completely distinct sound, an small, almost human-like groan issue from somewhere behind the counter of the serving section, as Alex felt a nudge and peered over at Kevala, who motioned in the direction the sound had come from. "..." Sure, send the lackey in first.

"... As you say." But before Alex even took a step forward, the mystery guest made its grand entrance. "..." Actually an orangutan, but who really cares? The better question was, what the hell was it doing in the school in the first place!? Feeling another nudge, Alex noticed Jack and another guy come in, as Alex stared at the orangutan, who kind of appeared to be minding its own business... sort of. ... I know I sometimes think this school is a zoo, but I didn't mean it literally! "..." In this case, size didn't really matter much, but he wasn't about to argue the point, not when their school was going to the animals. "... Let's go Jack." Alex simply said, as he pulled his jacket off, leaving him in his halfway zipped up leather jacket, his bare chest and pectoral muscles clearly visible, as he quietly crept up to the orangutan while its back was facing him, lunging for it the moment he was close enough. "... Get back here, you son of a-!"

[Phoenix]

Phoenix hoped out of the car a fraction of the second after Jack did. There hadn’t been any conversation on the car ride to the school, to Phoenix it had looked like Jack was either to worried or to determined to talk. As he followed Jack from the car into the school at a sprint, he would wonder why Jack was in such a rush. Phoenix knew that he had been taking this Pillar role seriously but he hadn’t guessed that Jack was so committed to it, unless there was something that was causing him to be like this. Wondering as they ran, Phoenix would see someone he didn’t know directing another student to do something and then turning to Jack and Phoenix as they ran down the corridor and telling them to catch a monkey. No doubt Jack would comb off to the side to do as this mysterious yet obviously powerful girl ordered, Phoenix, on the other hand, came to a halt and regarded the girl.

“Considering there is no monkey I won’t be able to catch it. Phoenix, at your service, miss ….?”

Phoenix would wait for the girl to give him his name before he made any assumptions or judgements about her, he would then turn to see how some of the other students were going about catching the orangutan in the cafeteria. Amused, Phoenix would allow a sinister half smile to creep across his face and stay there as he watched their poor efforts to capture the beast.

Turning his mind to the more important issue at hand, Phoenix would glance back towards the girl who had been ordering students around.

“I’m guessing no one knows why there is an orangutan in the cafeteria?”

[Jayr Byrne]

Seriously?

Coming around that corner Jayr leaned heavily on her hip, her attention shifting about the room as it looked like most of the school had bolted, or they where actually in class which was hard to believe, and she meant VERY hard to believe.

The sudden screech peeling the skin of her bones as her sexy stance shifted to one of horror as she cringed grabbing for her ears out of protection.

"What the fuck is going on here!?" She'd say a moment of composure broken as the noise seemed to get under her skin. Guhh.

And then......the monkey emerged. Seriously? Jayr resumed her irritated and sexy pose, a hand at her hip the other in her hair twirling it slightly with the biting of her lip. God, yeah the pillars could sure use a business their definitely suited for, chasing monkeys.

[Cain]

Hmm?

Cain stopped in his tracks for a moment as he neared the entrance of the school building, his nose wrinkling as it caught the horrible stench of complete rubbish, causing him to hiss in disapproval. What the hell was that? Cain looked around for a moment, almost hoping to see an abandoned rubbish truck to quench his curiousity, but to no avail. The man would only pace forward, noticing immediately the increasing strength of the smell as he neared the school. So, it was coming from inside, huh? And then, he opened the door, and boy, was he shocked, as all kinds of litter, all traceable to the cafeteria, filled up the floor of the hallways.

"... Wha...?"

Cain took a few steps forward, being careful not to step on anything. He certainly chose the wrong day to wear his Sabre Dunks. He let the door close behind him, his eyes still going across the empty hallway. Yeah, he had come to school a little bit early, but it was only to meet up with the school staff and reorganise his worktable, lockers and such. He had been gone for way too long, he had been considered a dropout. Of course, he was not. Not yet, at least. However, he figured that that could wait. Besides, she may not even be here yet. First thing's first, Cain wanted to know who caused this, and considering the litter, he figured the smartest place to check was the cafeteria. Without a second thought, he started making his way there.

And at a turn into another hallway, Cain sneaked his way towards the cafeteria doors, not wanting to get his new shoes dirty. Of course, it was not long after did he reach the cafeteria door, but before he opened it, he could already hear sounds coming from inside. Voices. However, that was not what caught his attention. What really caught his attention was the shrieks that were coming in from the other room too. Was that... A monkey? Cain's eyes widened.

"What the hell?"

He would mutter as he opened the door, finding himself then standing beside quite a familiar group of people. Or at least, half of them. However, let's start from what Cain felt first. Well, for one, he felt his nose wrinkle once more as it struggled to block itself off from the smell of... Well, the mixture of everything in this room. A mumbled curse left his lips, his eyes turning towards the one closest to him.

"... Kevala?... What's going on here?"

[The Horsemen]

Bananas would look over the counter with a bored expression, a yawn creeping onto his features as that large mouth of his opened to reveal dentures colored in yellow and brown. His right hand would come up over the edge lazily pulling himself up while the other would be soon to reveal itself the left hand coming up to place a top hat atop his head a giddy little smile as her did so.

"What the fuck is going on here!?"

"I say! Young lady watch your mouth!"

Yes the orangutan just spoke, his orange hair covered arms rising up to slap is own face with irritation. His accent heavily drenched in the native British tone.

With another saggy reach Bananas would grab for his chest, nestled among the contours of his chest he'd pull free a monocle and ladle it by his eye.

"... Get back here, you son of a-!"

With a quick jerk of his head Bananas would take offense to the statement jerking out a hand and slapping Alex in the face with a downward motion of his palm.

"I do say I take offense to that!"

His tone threatening as Bananas would pull himself atop the counter and straighten up in an erect stance before clapping his hands quickly.

*Squawk*

If their heads turned they'd see a stampede of five other monkeys came out of the background in the effect trampling over Guy in the process their body's all moving in action as they slowly took to circling the entire group with cackling noises coming from each.

*plop*

Monkey number one who stood close to Bananas threw a handful of poop at Phoenix first. A wild grin on his face as he'd clap hysterically.

---

Bananas:
Str: 40
Dex: 65
Con: 70
Int: 50
Wis: 45
Cha: 30

Monkeys: x5
Str: 15
Dex: 50
Con: 20
Int: 2
Wis: 5
Cha: 1

[Jack]

Both Jack and Phoenix jumped out of the car like a swimmer off the blocks, locking the car behind him they continued down the main corridor of the school. As soon as Kevala came into sight Jack would speed up running toward the cafeteria. Quickly Alex (or is he still Kazuya to Jack?) came into sight, yelling for Jack to come with him. "... Let's go Jack." "Right, Phoenix continue on". Jack would nod to Phoenix and peel off running after Alex, at a half pace. Jack would stop a few meters behind Alex off to the side, for the first time taking in everything. Phoenix had engaged Kevala he'd need to speak to them alone, he was surprised it was taking this long to put forward his plans.

“Considering there is no monkey I won’t be able to catch it. Phoenix, at your service, miss ….?” "Fucking smart ass." Jack would mumbled to himself, quickly catching on that Phoenix was pointing out that Orangutans are not Monkeys. Jack had gotten so used to his bullshit smug nature he instantly picked up on these things.

It would seem this whole situation couldn't get any weirder and then suddenly it got a lot weirder. "I say! Young lady watch your mouth!" The fucking great ape spoke! Jack was freaked out his attention being diverted from one end of the room to the other. Jack stood there wide eyed at the ape that spoke it was like a crazy thing that only happened in Tarzan. If all of this was a lame joke this next joke was Arj barker stats."... Get back here, you son of a-!" and then it all happened so quickly "I do say I take offense to that!" Alex got bitch slapped!

“I’m guessing no one knows why there is an orangutan in the cafeteria?”

"Who cares this is hilarious!"

The army of Monkey's surrounded the group, stampeding over Guy Justice!. The monkey nearest the orangutan through some fesses at Phoenix, whether it hit or not Jack would first start to giggle before he roared out in laughter.

"Let's not chase them, can we keep them PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!"

Jack would beg Kevala. Finding the situation all too hilarious first, Alex got monkey slapped and now Phoenix was being hailed with shit.