Going Bananas

[Kazuya Hikari]

His focus centered on watching out for any handfuls of poop or monkeys coming his way, Kazuya failed to see the hand come flying at his face until the very last minute, and even though he could've reacted to it, he instead let Jayr slap him across the face, at the very least, she could vent some of her anger out, not just because he had tried to save her like some Legend of Zelda game, when clearly, she was far from a damsel in distress, but also because of what he had done to her in the past. His cheek stung slightly, though Kazuya had felt worse, as he looked at her, a fleeting look of sadness appeared in his eyes as he saw her cheeks flush and her eyes well up, she was nearly close to tears, before disappearing, replaced with a calm look in his eyes. "... I'm sorry..." He said quietly, as he saw her hands ball up into fists. His focus however, would be drawn away from Jayr as a shadow fell over him, and his gaze shot upward only to flash in surprise as a brown blob came hurtling down towards him.

Reacting quickly, he did the first and about the only thing that came to his mind, he crouched down low like a spring, before shooting straight up, effectively headbutting the monkey just as the monkey's hand latched onto Kazuya's hair, before he could yank Kazuya's glasses off. If the monkey became disoriented from the headbutt, Kazuya would wrench him off his head, probably ripping a bit of his hair out as he did so, but the shape his hair would be in was the last thing on his mind right now. He would then wind up like a baseball player, and throw the monkey like a baseball, sending him clear over halfway the length of the cafeteria. "Jayr, I know you don't like me, but please, get out of here while you still have the chance." "ALL YOUR BANANAS ARE BELONGING TO US NOW!" "... Still want to stay NOW?" Staying ducked down behind the table, Kazuya kept a vigilant watch out, whether Jayr actually listened or not, though he didn't hold his breath on this, he wasn't going to be caught off guard this time.

[Cain]

Before he knew it, everyone, except himself and this other guy, specifically Dean, went to hide under tables, Cain having his own tray to defend himself with. He would raise an eyebrow, wondering who in the right mind would hide a place where their movement would be quite constricted. And also, let's not forget how mushy and dirty the floor of the cafeteria was. It was one of the reason Cain refused to get on his knees and palms. His shoes being dirty was already enough for him. And besides, it seemed that the monkey that had chosen to go after Cain surrendered after just one failed attempt. Was this his chance?

"ALL YOUR BANANAS ARE BELONGING TO US NOW!"

Cain looked towards Mr. Bananas, ignoring the ridicule of the name at the moment as he analysed the situation quickly. To the side, between Cain's and Kevala's position, Jack was causing chaos by leaping over tables and running, kicking them around. Cain had to wonder how he was able to do that with all the mushy litter on the floor though. Those must be some hell awesome shoes. But for now, Cain had to take down the source of all this trouble. With Mr. Bananas attention diverted to Kevala and the current owner of the banana, Guy, Cain would move to the side and pace forward, coming up behind the orangutan, the tray in hand.

Now, if everything went according to plan, Cain would find himself behind the orangutan, the man being watchful of the other monkeys too as he went on with his solution to this problem. Then, raising both of his hands, he aimed to smash the tray down on the back of the orangutan's head, aiming to knock him unconscious, not caring at the moment of being sued for animal cruelty. This was getting way too out of hand for Cain's own liking already.

He just had to take action.

[Jayr Byrne]

Just don't get it.

"... I'm sorry..."

Jayr never took sorries, they'd always been filled with empty promises throughout her entire life sorries were just another excuse. She'd been stronger than that. Never to give someone falsities but rather grow with each motion.

"Jayr, I know you don't like me, but please, get out of here while you still have the chance... Still want to stay NOW?"

Jayr would blow a heavy sigh upwards the breath perking her hair up for a moment as she took in the slight air. Her left hand coming up to slid the hair that'd messily fallen over her features would be settled behind her ear and with the other hand she'd shove him with a light jerk no doubt keeping him down as she'd use that shove to push herself up and away.

"You just don't get it."

With a cock of her head Jayr would turn away once more getting back up and with the heavy click of her heels she'd march away from the tables before nearly getting trampled over by Jack. With a subtle nudge her right leg would extend right beneath his feet going to catch him in a trip quickly before he escaped.

If it'd hit she'd keel over into a faux sense of injury, her leg falsely harmed and a sense of the damsel brought back however it would all be played off under a falsehood.

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[Ceraphine Davis]

Kevala sighed, honestly she was never gonna get out of this without having to deal with one monkey or another. First that Phoenix guy, then the ones with the actual brains. This was starting to get annoying.

Seeing another set of attacks coming she would shift and shake her head, quick to turn her feet and use her force to shover Guy out from under the table and toward the oncoming monkey.

If they wanted a banana that was what they were gonna get. While she herself would then crawl from under one table to the next, simply trying to stay out of the way as they all went insane and started pulling Three Stooges moves on the rest of the students.

Honestly she was not sure what else to do other than to keep moving until she reached the area where they school stored most of the food, rummaging through the mess the monkeys had left until she found a few stray, somewhat squished bananas. Peeking up over the counter to launch them at the primates in hopes of either nailing a few in the head or getting them to chill the fuck out.

FOOD FIGHT!!!

Either way, she already had some gunky, sticky like substance in her hair from the floor, her clothes were a mess and she stunk of some kind of food like substance. Yeah..........this was sooooo not her fucking day.

( OOC: Best I could come up with, given my suckish ass muse...Buuuut figure it works for this kinda thread lol )

[Guy Nottingham]

guy would huddle for protection finding that they'd eventually turn on him for harboring the illegal banana substance that hid away from the Monkey Armada. Guy didn't feel the pressure just yet though, he'd linger in the fetal position at the floor feeling the force of a foot come to the back of his neck before stepping down on it and toss him with that kick across the floor into the fray of monkeys.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

A monkey that was en route to attack him would follow through rasping for the banana, "OUCH!"

Guy could almost feel the infectious heat sting at him.

(OOC: Utter Utter Fail, Mod can Puppet me I'm at a loss for muse)

[The Horsemen]

OOC: Gunna wrap this one up, so there may be some puppeteering if so please don't get offended I won't do it too bad, if its WAY out of character just msg me we'll have lolz and shit.

"Come on you fucking ape!"

Banana's attention was quickly directed asunder as the other continued about their assualts. Their mission was to ge tthe bananas and these children with potasium deficiencies were obviously getting in the way of things. A bit vexed Bananas would drop down from his spot as the table would slide out towards him in a feeble attempt to crush him. The problem was Bananas had some decent muscle behind that animal natured thing. Extending his primate hands out he'd stop the table short.

His dark beady eyes would come up to see the girl with the foul mouth trip the other boy with the foul mouth each falling over with something of an injury, (you're choice could be anything even a dead leg lolz).

"TAKE THAT!"

"Idiot..."

*Clang*

From behind the boy Cain would have striked a sensitive spot at the back of his head knocking Bananas unconcious on the floor. The other monkeys would look up and stare consciously watching Bananas as he lie there.

Apparently the one hit KO had struck a chord with the other followers, the attacking monkeys slowly retreating in all directions to find a way out. Shuddering in a sense that could only be described as fear and ushering noise could be heard.

Laughing?

Out of a dark corner Shu hid his hand over a shinning remote that would send out a resonating soundwave. The moneky army send writhing in pain and Bananas remained out cold. The frenzy had only just begun in its final moments the few were snatched up in its wake.

Monkeys springing into action to sieze a number of people #1 and #2 coming to drag Jayr and Cain quickly retreating as they were siezed by their arms sent writhing. No chance they'd be followed seeing as Shu would hurtle a gas bomb from his midst and retreat back to the fray. Among the others Grav, Roy, Asher and Hildegard were chosen to be taken by the retreating monkeys all detained to an underground elevator just below the chem lab. Alongside there a dark figure lingered his features scarred and a laugh bringing forth a chill.

At the ground lied the last of the experiments, Bananas lie there on his person showing the last restraints he'd had with him so very few important pieces to be taken.

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Cain: +4 Exp

Kevala: +3 Exp
Military Vest: +3 Constitution. Fire Proof.

Guy: +4 Exp,
Monacle of Desperation: +2 Intelligence

Jayr: +4 Exp

Jack: +3 Exp,
Pantaloons of Experience: +3 Wisdom

Kazuya: +3 Exp,
Pocket Protector: +3 Intelligence

Phoenix: +2 Exp