Eff Yo' Couch! (Open)

[Adam Silver]

OOC: Pillar Contestation because I can!

So basically today was hot, and by hot I mean the very ground seemed to emanate a second layer permeated by a small wavering line that acted like waves. At the other end of this title wave of heat a lone soldier marched onto the battlefield, hands kept in the holsters of his waistband like a Wild West Gunsman and Adam would approach.

"Pew Pew Cachew! I claim Varsity Whatsit!"

He was a little bit on the mentally exhausted side, lots of heat made for a sad fighter, or at least Adam. He didn't like thinking already the heat just made him that much more crazy.

"And soon as I am I demand that there be fans...Fans everywhere!"

A hand would waver along before his face summoning forth a wall of imaginary fans before his eyes as the spirit fingers dictated the illusion. Who dares do battle with the great Adam Silver!

[David Blaze]

A boot would plant to that boys ass, shoving him forward- not with lethal force, just to announce a presence behind him in a way that would be slightly humiliating. David had been just among the students around, walking from class to class, when he saw this strange kid announce his contention for an apparent title, which happened to be empty.

"You have got to be on something."

David wore hawiaan shorts, swim trunks to be exact, which he had planned on putting to good use in his next class- PE. His white tank caught the heat and reflected it back, and though he was hot as hell, he sure wasn't letting it make him loopy. Now, to be exact, David didn't want people to assume he was fighting for the title so early, but he couldn't let such a challenge be left unanswered by the likes a a half starved, pill popping maniac. He cracked his neck.

"I'll fight you- and if i win, i don't want a title. I'll just be making sure you don't get it."

He would wait for the boy to attack or retaliate, if he didn't do so before David had started to speak.

OOC((Oh yeah, just like old times, eh friend?))

[Adam Silver]

OOC: Yes just like old times. =3

"Oof-"

Adam's rear end would jut out from the contact before he'd pull himself back up on balance from the quick thrust settling his hands on his rump rubbing it slightly as if had hurt despite the fact was it made sense as to why the boy had quickly made his move as such. And Adam didn't like being played the fool.

"You have got to be on something."

He'd hear the voice turning around slowly his base spread evenly and his hands extended outward at a further distance open wide as if inviting in an attack on his benevolence. Adam wore the motley grin of arrogance, that was until he'd turned full spectrum to judge the boy's attire.

Adam found himself laughing in short winded bursts trying to contain himself as the boy mirroring him was adorned in the Hawaiian attire. given the boy was a good few years older than him was just the icing on the cake. He could poke fun at his old man, but when people started dressing like him it was sweet.

"I'll fight you- and if i win, i don't want a title. I'll just be making sure you don't get it."

"HAHAHAHA, what a sport I think you're just bitter that I look good and you....yeah"

Adam's eyes would trail up his biceps in the wife-beater flexing briefly to show off the gun-show.

[David Blaze]

David spread a grin across his face, his opponent flexing his arms to try and show off his muscles. Now, normally, David would scoff and beat the shit out of the kid, but instead, he rolled his shoulders, watching for a few seconds. The boy had some balls, and back at 259 none would have ever dared to stand before the might of the Aetheral Dragon and do such absurd things. At least, they wouldn't remember doing it after the beating he gave them.

"Oh, please, gimme a break. THIS is what you should be wary about."

He struck a pose, his left arm straight out in the air while his right came up and flexed, his knees bending. Scars were present on his arms, but the muscle definition was undeniable. He struck another, his arms bulging with the effort of flashing his impressive biceps. He removed his tank, his chisled core tightening as he again struck another pose, trying to out-do the individual across from him. Once that pose was done, he would hold out his hands to his sides, looking at the boy as though all theyre posturing had little to do with what was actually at hand.

"What now, fool?"

[Adam Silver]

"Oh, please, gimme a break. THIS is what you should be wary about."

Adam managed to turn around if just a slight turn, his eyes would indefinitely size the boy up noteworthy scars that of which he'd seen plenty of on the street but the scars he bore expanded from more than just simple knife woulds. It would be intriguing if Adam didn't suffer from a serious case of ADD.

"What now, fool?"

With that Adam's gaze would quickly saunter off to the side dismissing David's ploys at strength and catch a hot blonde number in booty shorts. His jaw hung open for a second craning his neck off to the side to pursue if only for but a step or two oblivious to the obvious dick measuring contest going on between this pair.

"Hey baby, wanna settle yo' bootah in mah ride?"

She'd give him the look up and down as Adam would slowly pelvis thrust showing the full motion he was giving with a small spanking motion. She'd simply scoff flipping her hair and disappear into a retreat making him look the fool but Adam was never let down that easily.

"Bitch has Herpes anyway." Adam would turn around to mock scratch his crotch showing the pain he could've been feeling there.

[David Blaze]

'Good lord. The kid needs a wake up call.'

As if he was one to talk, posturing like that.

As Adam would turn back to him, Davids left fist would be halfway to his jaw, aiming a hard left haymaker to put the kid back in the attitude he should have been. It was a standard, over used and under technical move, but with the positioning being what it was, he wouldn't dare miss out on the opportunity. His right hand was open a little lower, ready to react if the kid tried to counter him.

If the blow landed, he would straighten up and wipe his nose on the back of his hands, glaring at the Varsity captain wanna-be. The kid showed the potential of a fire ant, and the brains of a nut flee. Of course, David had done his own posturing, but only in good nature, as he thought the kid wanted to have a minute of fun. But once the boy started humping the air, it called for the Aetheral Dragon to cut loose, and stop the shinanigans.

Hopefully, with an injured face, Adam would feel the same.

OOC(( Should we continue this? Since Kevela is no longer Captain and all...))