Post by Eliphas Rancros on Jan 29, 2010 17:03:46 GMT -5
As Eliphas got to his new job, one of the things he does best buggering around with computers, as he got behind the cashier 4 people came in, one he would send away, and the other three would tell him what was wrong. and then he would only work on 2 computers but one would be very stupid and than it would be down to one.
As the people came in they all tryed to be first but Eliphas tryed to get them into order one of them came up with a mac.
The guy said" hey would you mind helping me?" but eliphas replied"sorry we dont service macs here."
"This isnt a mac its a apple brand computer" the man with the mac tryed to enforce
Eliphas tryed to say something but his boss Lucas started taunting him saying *gasp*" its a fisher price my first computer! did your mommy buy that for you? Do you think your ready for a 'big kids' computer, of course we would have to ask your mommy"
Eliphas couldnt do anything but snicker at the taunting as the Mac man stormed out of the building.
The next customer was a woman, with a normal computer. Eliphas asked"what is the problem?" and the woman replied" i was looking around my computer and came across the folder that was called windows and i saw it was very unorganized so i made 2 folders one for exe and one for dll and i put the file into those folders."
Eliphas got up and was speechless as the woman was asking "were are you going?" Eliphas replied" im going onto a lunch break im not experienced enough for this level of retardation" Eliphas than left for 10 minutes after giving the other 2 his psp and his ds he is borrowing from the manager.
After 10 minutes Eliphas got back and noticed the woman left, so Eliphas asked what this guy what the problem was and the guy said" I saw that the insides of the computer was dirty so i got a sponge and soaked it in soap water and cleaned thouroly and it suddenly stopped working" Eliphas was shocked at the stupidity from this one person and Eliphas replied" im sorry but you kinda broke it so please leave I think my brains hurting while near you...OOWOWOWOW LEAVE OWOWOW" The man stormed out and the next person came up and put his computer on the table and Eliphas said"what is the problem?" them man was shy to speak because he might be treated like the others but he said" uum my computer isnt working properly" and Eliphas asks" what is wrong with it?" the man says " well i was playing WoW and i bought some gold and my computer got a trojan and its not working right so i just need some advice on what Virus removal software i should use." Eliphas starts to think and eventually says " Avg full is the best in my opinion sorry if this is a short answer but i can sell avg full to you for $50 including the advice but since your not retarded ill lower that to $40 ok?" The man gets his wallet out and puts $50 dollars on the table and says" thanks and nice job with those retards i may want to work in this type of job if i get better with computers. Well later and have a good day!" The man takes his computer and avg full and is the only customer who had a good day.
-Finish have a good day ryan/robbie/wirom and i accidently posted while galen cause trent was one-
As the people came in they all tryed to be first but Eliphas tryed to get them into order one of them came up with a mac.
The guy said" hey would you mind helping me?" but eliphas replied"sorry we dont service macs here."
"This isnt a mac its a apple brand computer" the man with the mac tryed to enforce
Eliphas tryed to say something but his boss Lucas started taunting him saying *gasp*" its a fisher price my first computer! did your mommy buy that for you? Do you think your ready for a 'big kids' computer, of course we would have to ask your mommy"
Eliphas couldnt do anything but snicker at the taunting as the Mac man stormed out of the building.
The next customer was a woman, with a normal computer. Eliphas asked"what is the problem?" and the woman replied" i was looking around my computer and came across the folder that was called windows and i saw it was very unorganized so i made 2 folders one for exe and one for dll and i put the file into those folders."
Eliphas got up and was speechless as the woman was asking "were are you going?" Eliphas replied" im going onto a lunch break im not experienced enough for this level of retardation" Eliphas than left for 10 minutes after giving the other 2 his psp and his ds he is borrowing from the manager.
After 10 minutes Eliphas got back and noticed the woman left, so Eliphas asked what this guy what the problem was and the guy said" I saw that the insides of the computer was dirty so i got a sponge and soaked it in soap water and cleaned thouroly and it suddenly stopped working" Eliphas was shocked at the stupidity from this one person and Eliphas replied" im sorry but you kinda broke it so please leave I think my brains hurting while near you...OOWOWOWOW LEAVE OWOWOW" The man stormed out and the next person came up and put his computer on the table and Eliphas said"what is the problem?" them man was shy to speak because he might be treated like the others but he said" uum my computer isnt working properly" and Eliphas asks" what is wrong with it?" the man says " well i was playing WoW and i bought some gold and my computer got a trojan and its not working right so i just need some advice on what Virus removal software i should use." Eliphas starts to think and eventually says " Avg full is the best in my opinion sorry if this is a short answer but i can sell avg full to you for $50 including the advice but since your not retarded ill lower that to $40 ok?" The man gets his wallet out and puts $50 dollars on the table and says" thanks and nice job with those retards i may want to work in this type of job if i get better with computers. Well later and have a good day!" The man takes his computer and avg full and is the only customer who had a good day.
-Finish have a good day ryan/robbie/wirom and i accidently posted while galen cause trent was one-
