Hopping Down the Bunny Trail [April]

[The Worm]

Hopping Down The Bunny Trail
April 1st to April 30th

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Or live with humiliation until people forget about it...

It's April, it's warming up a little, slowly returning to super hot weather that is California. After a few months of rain and lower temperatures, people can enjoy the sun. No more gray clouds in their line of sight. Once again people are free to prance about, with no worry about catching a chill from the rain. With April comes the time of family, a bonding when the family join together to eat. Going from the death of Jesus, to a reason to get people together.

With tales of a bunny bringing eggs to all children....and... CHOCOLATE!!!! Free chocolate none the less!

What more could anyone want out of April?

School is reaching its last few months before the summer vacation, leaving students feeling restless. Longing to be freed from the walls of the school, the longing that can cause trouble. You know what they say, a few rotten eggs spoil the bunch. Because of an out break of a large scale fight, the students of Public High School #774 were given a punishment. One to be served during the long weekend of course. The poor dears would find they really had no choice. Leaving the innocent a little angry with the whole situation. After all, they were to demean themselves because of a few idiots.

At least it's better than time with the family, right?[/ul]

Peter Cottontail
Here comes Peter Cottontail,
Hopping' down the bunny trail,
Hippity, hoppity,
Easter's on its way.

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How To:

• Write a solo post about Easter. Your character will be enduring the horrible punishment. Which is? Dressing up in a pink fuzzy easter bunny suit. Spending the entire day helping children find eggs, while their parents stand on the side lines talking. So basically, costumed babysitting.

Requirements:

• 800 words
  
• The bunny suit
  
• Dealing with five children
  
• The mention of easter eggs and the collecting of them.
  
• Remember, not all children behave. Some children act so out of hand now a days.
  
• "Hey kid! That's my chocolate bunny!"
  
• Have fun with it!
  

Prizes:

• Chocolate Bunny: +5 Con for one thread, Consumable
  
• Bunny Ears: +3 Dexterity
  
• +2 Exp
  

[Reira]

Reira had always done volunteer work but this was the first time she had to put herself through misery because of someone else's fault. She liked kids and all, but with the weather warming up, and with midterms coming round, she was not happy to be put in a bunny suit. It wasn't even a sexy bunny suit. Okay, maybe she would have been even more appalled if she was forced to wear a sexy bunny suit, but y'know she didn't like the whole fur deal. It was going to be burning hot, she'll be sweaty and smelly and she'll be screaming at kids. Reira would have to run around like crazy making sure the kids stay together out of the woods, away from pedophiles and serial killers.

Yep. This job was tough, and the only prize she'd get from it was a pat on a back, a stupid chocolate bunny and maybe the suit. Heck, the organizers can keep the stinky old suit. Reira didn't want to think about what kind of people wore it before her...though judging by the smell, she tried to banish the suspicions from her mind. Shuffling towards the designated park in the oversized bunny suit, Reira wanted to cry when she saw the kids. They were...adorable! Perhaps this wouldn't be so bad, they looked so cute and harmless!

"Hey kids, it's the Easter Bunny go run and say hi! She, I-ugh-mean the Easter bunny will be helping you find your eggs today!" said one chirply middle aged woman who looks like a freaking lady out of Desparate Housewifes. Man, people were having children at weird ages lately, at least according to Reira's perspective.

"Hey kids!" Reira would chirp as the kids came running in a high-pitched screaming frenzy.

'Aww, look at them they're s-'

Kick.

"TELL ME WHERE ALL THE CHOCOLATES ARE OR I'LL KICK YOU IN THE CROTCH YOU STUPID BUNNY!" screamed a young boy with gleaming pretty blue eyes.

Tears welled up in Reira's eyes, 'so much for cute harmless kids,' but she kept calm, this was just her volunteer slash punishment shift, they were just kids and this was going to be short and sweet. And oh great, the parents were already sitting there on the lawn, sipping their fine wine.

Damn spoiled kids.

'Yeah, just look into those pretty little eyes.....and gouge them ot for dinner...ugh I mean protect them from ugh...oh whatever' Reira thought fighting back from spitting foul language.

"Now, now, the purpose of the Easter egg hunt is to find it yourself and the one with the most eggs gets the GOLDEN egg!" Reira would say cheerfully masking her irrtation, "Now, tell me your names little boys and girls...we'll be friends!"

Yeah, lame efforts but it'll work.

But apparently two of the five kids weren't willing to participate in sharing their names. Thankfully, there was always a 'teacher's pet in the group' and in this case, 'teacher's twins'. They were a set of twin girls with golden locks and wide honey brown eyes that just bore a resemblance to Reira's own chocolate orbs. She was thankful.

"I'm Christina!"

"And I'm her sister Jocelyn!"

"I-I'm P-patrick" muttered a shy boy that was sandwiched between the twins.

"The one that kicked you is Trevor and the other guy, his name is Paul," tattled Christina and Jocelyn simultaneously earning glares from the two boys that appeared to be friends.

"Okay, let's get started with the hunt my little munchkins...I mean, egg collectors. This is the mission, find all eggs and obtain the golden egg, kapesh?"

"What's...ka-peach?" asked the kids simultaneously.

"Nevermind, let's just find the eggs!" Reira said pumping her fist in the air as she led them towards the random bushes underneath a tall oak tree. The kids began searching with their bags in hand until Reira felt someone pinch her leg.

"Oww!" Reira turned face to face with Paul and Trevor who both had an egg in their hands.

"We FOUND THEM. Give us the golden egg. Those stupid girls and that small guy won't find any. We're the winners!"

Reira resisted once more. She didn't want to strangle these guys but she could feel a bruise rising.

“Now, be nice or else the Easter bunny won’t give you anymore treats…!”

The group started heading off towards other nooks and crannies of the park while the parents idled around sipping tea in a sophisticated manner. It didn’t take long for everyone else to find the eggs and so Reira took out the golden egg from her bunny suit’s pocket.

“Now let’s count the eggs…”

But…before Reira knew it, the kids all tackled her pushing her towards the freshly cut lawn and staining the suit a horrid puke green. The golden egg was snatched from her hands and laughter escaped from the kids’ lips.
They had worked together to steal the golden egg, which…wasn’t exactly an egg but a chocolate bunny!

"Hey kid! That's my chocolate bunny!"

Well, at least they learned to work together.

[Justin~]

Oh My God,
I'm So In Love.

Justin was mumbling the vocals to OMG by Usher on his way home, it had been a long day, school had been a bitch and his mom hadn't helped either - constantly complaining that he should be less like his dead brother and more like the one that survived - Adam. His mind wandered on the hardships of life, and he looked down for a moment and stood still. He had managed to untie his shoestrings by thinking about life? Nice. He should remember this one.

Just when this day couldn't get any more boring his phone rang and the loud screams of RWJ himself came forth from the booming boombox hidden in his cellphone. DOINYO MOOOOM~ It went on for some time before the youngster finally decided to slide the phone open and answer the call that had disturbed his pink lace tying. "Yo." "Justin. It's good to see you still pick up your phone." "Come on, Adam, don't be like that. You know it isn't anything perso.." "Don't care." Justin's cheerful expression turned sour instantly and he bit his lip waiting for what was to come. "Dad said you needed to help out a friend of the family, they had hired somebody but they didn't show up, so if you want to sleep in your bed tonight it'd be in your best interest to head to the party at Pierson Street." "But.. Adam! I'm ti- " The line went dead the moment Adam finished speaking, Justin looked defeated at this point and knew he should do what his brother said - Mr. Castillo didn't kid when he said you weren't welcome anymore.
Little did he knew that his father had simply twisted the phone call from school to his own advantage, making Justin suffer both at the hands of PHS #774 and at his father's hands.

--

"MAAAAAAN, are you kidding me?!"

Justin stared at the pink bunny suit, Johnny was holding up - the son of the family friend and one of his least loved acquaintances. The young Italian man wouldn't want to miss Justin making a fool of himself and this was just the moment he had been waiting for - see, Justin here had managed to keep himself from doing dumb stuff in front of this guy for waaay too long now and Johnny was waiting and waiting just anticipating a lapse in Justin's lucky run. The end was nigh for the Dutchman and Johnny here couldn't believe his luck! Justin's teeth gritted for a moment and he regained his posture. "Fine. I'll do it, didn't wear pink laces for nothing." Johnny's face turned to stone and he gave Justin a stare that made him feel uneasy but he was determined humming the melody of Rude Boy in his head for some non-homo erotic reason.

"Okay, Justin, bravo." This went too well, something was fishy here alright!

---

Give or take a few minutes and Justin was standing ready in the pink bunny suit looking at himself through the see-through material of the mask - he looked insanely cheerful in the mirror and decided to make the best of it. Who knows, maybe Justin'll get lucky and meet a hot pink bunny chick! KEEP SMILING JUSTIN NO MATTER WHAT! RAAAWR PINK CUPCAKE ADVENTUUUURE~!

The pink bunny hopped out of the dressing room jokingly and walked the rest of the way though the Italian decorated hallway until he came into the living room and here the easter spirit waited, he could hear the man talking on the other side of the curtain behind which was an open door leading to the garden.
He focused and listened to the man, whispering to a silent crowd. It felt like Leonidas himself pepped the 300 up, what was going to happen, OH MY GOD?!

"And NOW FOR THE EASTER SPIRIT HIMSELF! JU- Hehe, THE EASTER BUUNNEEEEEH! And girls, HES PINK!" Justin cursed himself, Johnny had set him up, behind the curtains was an army so vast it could shake the ground with its' march, the souls of the immortals put into cute kids, kids with behavioral problems apparently.. this was one of those good cause things for kids with problems. And Justin was a kid with a problem right now, the moment the curtain opened and he walked through he was stared at with anticipation like seeing your dog come from training camp for the very time.. they were waiting for a trick of some kind.. JUSTIN THINK?! THINK! What do kids do with easter? Eggs.. EGGS!

"... Eh.. HEY KIDS! I'm the Easter Bunny and we're go-" "I HATE PINK BUNNIES!" Justin was cut off by one of the screaming children there was group of 30 in total or so. One of the supervisor's slapped him on the hand and the kid immediately decided to let it go. "As the bunny was saaaying! We're going to egg-hunt today, in the spirit of easter!" "But.. But.. Mister Bunny.. I thought you were the spirit of easter!" Justin looked at the innocent girl in front of him and kneeled lowering himself to her level. "Haha, yesh! Butz, I'm right here aren't I?" The girl looked like it all made sense to her until... "I DONT LIKE BEING CONFUSED!" *BAM* Blue Eye. Justin got head-butted by a girl that barely reached his waist, how happy you think Johnny would be to see him like this.

And he was, Johnny came in moments later calming the whispering crowd done with his presence, they had the same aura these kids and Johnny - thy were up to no good that was for sure. "Now, Now Kids, leave the easter bunny alone," He said with a tone that meant no good; "He's here to help you find eggs no? Don't you want to have chocolate?!" The crowd erupted suddenly sonic booming the whole area with their enthusiastic YEAH! "Then.. aren't you happy with his help?" *YEAH* Justin felt insanely uncomfortable but stood his ground.

"You'll go in groups of 5! You, you, You, you aaand you come here." 5 of the demonic kids stood beside the pink Justin Bunny. "Mr. Bunny here will help you find the eggs in the field, chop, chop kids!"

--

Looking for eggs with kids never was this tiresome! These kids were all over the fucking place and didn't say no to smacking the bunny every now and then which made Justin nearly insane. He had to keep them in this area yet they persisted getting on the road every now and then and had a pink bunny behind them within seconds, how strange that must've looked? A small kid running from a pink bunny with a perma-smile. Pedo-Bunny much? And then the way he grabbed him at the waist and ran off with him in the direction of the bush covered garden of the Finley's. God. This day DID get worse, definitely not boring though so that was a plus he supposed. Back at the field he saw the kids were neatly searching for eggs in the field again and had managed to find some in his absence..

HIS ABSENCE?! WHAT WAS I THINKING?! They could have all ran off and made Justin's problem that much bigger but they didn't.. lucky him? Hehe. Gotta love Lady Fortuna. Eventually the kids gathered their eggs in the grass field and they were so content with the chocolate they followed behind the pink bunny who cheerfully hopped to keep them from kicking him in the nuts - again.

That was when he saw the grand price of the event, the chocolate bunny?! He smiled under the thick bunny head not believing his luck! It was hidden in a hole of one of the oak trees! Lucky, Lucky, Justin! That was however when the kid he had under his arm wriggled loose and ran off to the tree Justin had spotted moments before.. oh. no. he. didn't.

"HEY KID! THAT'S MY CHOCOLATE BUNNY!"

The rough loud voice that escaped from the pink bunny caused widespread chaos making the problem behind run to the house.. this meant no good, but he would have his CHOCOLATE BUNNY NO MATTER WHAT! His white sneakers were placed under his suit and his head was ripped off revealing Justin's sweaty face - his blue eyes spelling nothing but greed and his light hair sticked to his face. "I WILL RIP YOUR HEAD OF KID!" Justin's fury was aimed at this kid like no other, chocolate was a religion to the white-haired male and his fear of bunnies was forgotten the moment he thought of easter eggs. WAAAR! He started sprinting after the 4 foot kid making him run as fast as the wind and.. and..

WHAT THE?! Quarterback?! He was insanely fast, running slightly faster than Justin which made their chase through the streets that much harder. Eventually after some blocks Justin's constitution led to victory. He tackled the kid in some stranger's front lawn and took the chocolate bunny.

"Don't. EVER. take my bunny again. I WILL make you pay." Justin was on FIYA... the parents however didn't like it as much as he did.. a mass was coming around the corner of a suburban house, and these guys were MUSCULAR. ARNOLD Muscular! RUN JUSTIN RUN JUSTIN!

And the roles were reversed.. he wouldn't be sleeping in his own bed after all. What started with a phone call ended with an angry mob of bodybuilders. His life sucked.

--

A hour of chasing had tired Justin. The young male had eventually found his refugee in a mall where he sat with fuzzy pink bunny pants and a white t-shirt, munching the chocolate bunny.

The spoils of war were sweet.

[Joel Garfield]

1282 words

[/i][/color] So, they looked up, laughing at the bunny, smirks upon their round..smug little faces. Followed by comments, HORRIBLE FECKIN COMMENTS.

"ohhhh, look at the loser in the suit..."
"Couldn't get blue you fag?"
"What a tard."

Yes, those were enough to get a ....talking to... but of course there were parents around. After a good amount of time. After he was dragged around by hyperactive children and forced to sit cross legged in a very uncomfortable and itchy suit.. It was time for the feckin egg hunt.He was dragged off, with kids pulling him away from the parents. To safety, where the stuck up folks wouldn't hear the horrible string of words to follow.

"you feckin little bastards, make one more feckin question and I'll hung you from the feckin trees you little asshats!"

being children of the now...They were unphased by his threats, IT JUST MADE IT WORSE.

"I'd like to see you try, we'll tell our parents and you'll get in trouble."

"I'll sue your bunny ass, bitch."

They only got worse.

WHERE WAS THE INNOCENCE OF YOUTH!?! Were the generations to come, only to get worse!? It was a horrible fear that lingered in Joel's mind as he looked upon the little children before him. Stuffing his bunny hands into his bunny pockets, the pink easter rabbit looked upon the children, the smile on the mask remained...but there was a scowl deep inside. Man, did he ever hate those feckin kids. "Whatevah, lets find some of those feckin eggs, yeh little shits."

So began the hunt for the eggs, children running about,only for chocolate. NO LOVE FOR THE HOLIDAY...or the bunny. It wasn't fun, the comments. The five little ringleaders, their words, actions... AND THE FACT THEY KEPT KICKING HIM. All was going at a decent pace, he was slowly getting used to the kids, trying to force himself into a state of calmness and drive away the rage that was slowly eating away his sanity.Wishing for nothing more than to hurt the children in so many ways, Joel was going batty. HE NEEDED TO SMOKE...DRINK...or anything. Yet, there was no chance for that.Not with all the ritzy snobs and their brats. [colro=lightseagreen]FML...[/color]

O_____O

OMG

NO

WAI!!!

In the distance there was a wonderful sight, something that almost seemed holy in the wasteland of brats and jerks. It all seemed to be too good to be true, Joel was standing before ht wonders of one huge assed chocolate bunny.SO beautiful. >__> <___< >___> <___< > and it was all his!!!! Rushing towards it, he managed to get to it first. Picking it up, there was a sense of victory that serged through his being. Yes, he finally won over the brats. Something yummy was all his. Of course, not watching his back, that was where he made a mistake. While lost in a trance, staring into the dead and poorly coloured eyes of the chocolate bunny... He was kicked... KICKED IN THE BUNNY JUNK! Eyes widening, he'd fall over, the kid had a good foot on him. Falling over, Joel dropped the bunny. On the ground and curled into the fetal position, the poor young man was suffering. What had he done? Looking up, there was the five. The little rat bastard leaders. Their loud taunts and laughter, like a hammer to the head. THE RABBIT HEAD ONLY AMPLIFIED THEIR VOICES. Oh the headach..oh the pain. WHY WAS IT LIKE THAT!!?!?! Watching as the leader picked up the bunny..Joel tried his best to get up. BUT THE OW.

"HEY KID! THAT'S MY CHOCOLATE BUNNY!"

Pushed over by kids, they dog piled the poor Joel. Crushed under the collective weight of all the kids, Joel as forced to watch as the five picked away at the one thing that made him happy.The ungrateful brats ate his chocolate bunny. ;___;. Why world?! why!? Laughter...SO MUCH LAUGHTER.

"Aww! the kids like the bunny!"

The parents were happy, the children lied, and Joel was sent home... With glowing remarks about how wonderful he was...How they wanted him to dress up...at all their events... ALL OF THEM! Why go...why!?!?!!?! Sulking, the Brit would head back, with nothing but his bike and handful of..WAIT!?! Checking his pockets, he'd find they too were gone. He was left biking home a rabbit with not dignity and not easter chocolate.

"I really need a drink..."[/ul]

[Torrin Ackers-Burr]

Finally, the warmth of sunny California had arrived! The soft, warm breeze followed by the mix of a delicious warm base to add to a tank top and short shorts type of day. Short shorts.. and a tank top.. something this particular girl never thought she'd long to wear so much.. A nice, relaxing and cooler outfit. Something even showing skin if it helped her to breath better. Something to show off how much she welcomed in the warm, delicious day.. but no. No of course Torrin of all had to be punished and tormented; humiliated and slapped on the wrist for something she did not do; least not intentionally.

The sun beat down in a cloudless sky as the blue eyes of the brunette gazed up, sweat dripping down her face from the overwhelming large and fuzzy and WARM pinky bunny suit she was forced to wear. And as if the tail, ears and extra pudge wasn't enough.. she had a pink nose and whiskers to add. On yeah. They did it all to the poor, sweating and dehydrating girl. Making her stand humiliated as kids screamed and yelled, their parents leaving her, HER of all people to watch while the kids run to get their treats.
Why did she have to wear this.. WHHHY?!

Torrin didn't do much, actually. She just stood, pouting, as kids ran past her, bumping into her quite a few times as they had baskets full of eggs..and chocolate.. Torrin wanted chocolate..

"H-Heey!" She called, seeing two kids fighting over a prize, the parents being ignorant and letting the chubby bunny girl waddle her way, arms extended to try and get the kids to stop.
"T-Thats nuu ways to treats each others." Torrin tried to scold, causing the kids to stop, turn and look at her, grin and burst into laughter while throwing a plastic egg at her, obviously not going to listen to the accented, slurry and chubby pink bunny girl.
Of COURSE no one would listen to the bunny girl.. she was obviously just the piece for laughter, like all the kids found the fun in pointing and laughing at her.
Especially these five particular kids.. oh how Torrin had it out for them.

The brunette was watching the group of five rowdy kids, all in a circle and seeming to plot against the girls carrying the bigger chocolate bunnies. Obviously at this age boys wanted to tease and attack girls, wasn't too hard to miss that, especially with their stupid little..evil..childish..faces..and grins.. yeah. Yeah..

Torrin didn't like when kids both disobeyed their elders AND caused mischief. Of course she was one to talk, but still. Hurrah for hypocrisy!

Torri stood, her brows furrowed as sweat drenched her brows and cheeks. She was flustered, but she was going to get these kids, the one's taunting her with words she herself didn't understand, and tossing empty eggs at her, knowing she wanted chocolate so bad.. dang kids!

Torrin then blinked, seeing the kids move. A cute little blonde girl was holding her latest prize; a large chocolate bunny which she was quite proud of. The guys snuck up behind her.. ready to pounce and pillage when..

"'E-Ey kids! D-Dats mah chocolaaatte bunnies!" Torrin shouted, not really thinking her words out as the boys turned, gasping in horror as a giant pink bunny was charging at them arms wide and an expression they would probably forever be scared with.
The boys screamed, like girls, and ran from her, Torrin ignoring the girl who backed away as she chased the boys around, her fuzzy paws reaching and trying to grab and catch the little buggers.

She was so close, so close to catching the little brats when..when..
Trip!
How convenient~ a collection of eggs had been in Torrin's path, her rage for the kids making her blind to it until she ran onto it, her body immediately shifting about until she fell forward, nothing preventing her fall; actually, her suit made it even more doable as she quickly made contact with the floor, her face hitting the chocolate eggs with a gooey freeing as she broke multiple chocolate eggs, now tainting her pink suit with the brown and white chocolate, her face, too, decorated in chocolate fragments as the entire yard broke into laughter; she could of sworn the adults did too.

Torrin just laid there, bunny tail in the air as she groaned.
She..hated..kids..and easter..and adults..and FUZZY PINK BUNNY SUITS.
She would rather collect all the eggs herself and blow a raspberry at the crying kids rather then put up with this..this abuse! Yes, these kids, these five kids specifically which were back to her defeated self mocking and teasing her, acting as if they, the pubescent little squirts they were, were so much better.. but..they..weren't!
Oh, oh the rage Torri had in her as she stared up at the troublesome boys.
Just wait for when Santa comes; they are so on the naughty list!

Torrin decided there she was going to give up. She felt sick, she wanted to punch a baby or so, and she was over heating from the suit.
The fact the brats were pulling at her ears, and tail, and kicking at her body shouting LOUDLY to see if she was alive, she decided enough was enough!
And as if the dull parents read her mind, the adults wandered over and helped shoo the kids off while helping Torrin up.

"Oh my! You look.. like a mess! You should be more careful, mister bunny. The kids might of gotten hurt!"
Of course the kids were all they thought abou--wait..wait..MISTER?! Torrin had to blink some as she picked up that the mother, the very preppy looking blonde mother, had called her, a GIRL, a GUY.
This was just.. a very bad day..

"You should go clean up.." She continued as Torirn groaned, her ears conveniently drooped to suit her mood as she sulked and walked off. Whoever had plotted this had succeeded in humiliating and permanently degrading the girl's self-esteem. Torrin got back to her safe place and began to fume in her native tongue about this cursed suit, those kids and..
EASTER!
This was officially the WORST holiday ever. FML.

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[jayden]

Ah, easter, a beautiful beautiful day when all the good little religious boys and girls celebrate the revival of their one savior... or rather the christian religious people, it didn't matter much to Jayden one way or another. Jayden was agnostic at best, so he wasn't big on celebrating things, though his parents and his brother would probably be at church right this very moment if all things where as they should be. no jayden was much more interested in money... money and... well, money. and so jayden found himself hired as the mighty and great easter guardian at the local park for all of the kids amusement. and by mighty and great guardian I of course mean that he was dressed up as a bunny rabbit, and probably just about ready to kill something in his own self loathing. he stood in the middle of the grassy expanse that made up the park, the parents all standing around the roped off area chatting amongst themselves and of course letting their little hellions into the care of one very emo, very apathetic, but very motivated Jayden D'armond. Jayden let a little smirk as he looked at the kids, his separately colored eyes shining as he looked over the five little children. 2 boys and three girls, you would think this was going to be a walk in the park! or perhaps easter in the park. whichever everyone wanted to choose. didn't matter to jayden, he was getting paid today. so there was blondie, blondie two, and blondie three, the three little blonde girls each perfectly groomed dressed and delightfully pampered to have whatever they want. then there was mini-douche one, the little boy with the faux hawk that was clearly a carbon copy of his father "regular douche one" whom jayden had spotted much earlier, and realized that he was going to get hell for this eventually. and lastly of course was "kid who looked just like justin beiber". this dawning realization of what the last boy looked like simply made jayden want to rip his eyes right from their sockets, and then tear his ears off so that he may fall right there and die a bloody death, and hopefully the little boy's perfectly charming smile would fade forever and he would never desire to do acoustic hip-hop/ soft rock cross genre bullshit. that would be perfect.

"Alright children" Jayden said calmly, his voice lacquered with the simple distaste of all the children, especially little mini-douche. he felt the need to kick mini-douche... like a little dog, far away. "Who's ready to go hunt for some eggs?" he asked, bending over to lower his incredible height to their level. it was now that he noticed all the little girls where afraid of him, his seperately colored eyes, and the fact that he was giving off a certain chill they had probably never experianced in their lives. he just shook his head, though no one could see it behind the bunny mask. this had to be a bad joke.

their absolute silence was clearly the punch line. oh well, had to be done somehow.

"Deep within the park are the many wonderous eggs of easter, and whoever returns the most to me gets this chocolate bunny!" Jayden said in mock excitement, trying to fool the kids into thinking that he really wanted to be there, pulling out the chocolate bunny from behind him, shaking it as though it was a dog treat. "I'd rather have cash" mini-douche said.

Jayden just remained still for a moment, had he wanted money that early? probably. had to keep up the pace though, no stopping!

"You can sell the chocolate bunny to your parents then" Jayden said calmly, "You will have 15 minutes to find eggs, and then return them to me here... ready go" Jayden said unceremoniously, having completely lost faith in the children now and just wanting to go home as soon as possible, luckily it was a lump sum, and not hourly that he was being paid.

The kids of course began walking slowly into the field, each seeming just a little uninterested. Jayden could feel their boredom eminating from them... not his problem though, right? he turned, and douche father of mini-douche was glaring him down, his muscular arm raised and he motioned for the bunny suited boy to come over.

"Listen punk, if my little chad doesn't have fun and win, I'm gonna make sure you never work this job again... and I'll pound you..." the man said, though jayden wasn't threatened. he smiled "Bribes work better than threats" he said, sticking his hand out for a pay-off, the man looked around, realizing there where too many people around to just punch the boy and then emptied his wallet of a 20 to give the emo bunny. Jayden was suddenly motivated again. he hopped over to where mini-douche 1 was, smiling he leaned over and whispered in his ear the location of each egg. the boy smiled and began running, the others noticed quickly and followed him. Jayden just sat back to watch the show, all of the kids fighting over the eggs that mini-douche one always just barely got to first. as he came back, jayden handed him the chocolate bunny, knowing already he had all the eggs. "good job everyone, wasn't that fun? now I must return to my home, until next easter!" he said, turning and begining to walk off, he was already far too sick of this whole situation when suddenly

"HEY KID!THATS MY CHOCOLATE BUNNY!" the little mini-douche said.

jayden turned to see one of the girls had taken it... how surprising, and was now sharing with the other girls... oh ladies, how sneaky they could be, even at such a young age. Jayden turned around, not his problem anymore.

and the world just keeps turning

*SMACK*

angry douche father was angry! and jayden was out cold. but he had already hidden the money in a place that douche man would never search...

*fin?*

[Kazuya Hikari]

"..." Alex wasn't exactly sure how this happened. The last thing he remembered was he was walking out of class before he was placed in a headlock by Hiroshi, who had a favor to ask of him. He had volunteered to help out at a Easter egg hunt, but couldn't go, since he had to work on that day. Instead of bailing on his volunteer gig, he decided to volunteer Alex's apparent free time and told the guy in charge of the hunt that Alex would take his place. He had asked their other friends but they were all either busy, or were working, and with no one else left, Alex was the only one left. Not that Alex had a say in the matter, actually, none at all. Grumbling silently at Hiroshi, Alex stood scowling inside, of all things... a pink bunny suit. I know they said real men wear pink, but this... this was beyond nuts. It was insane. IN-SANE. And to make matters worse, the suit smelled like someone had been smoking while wearing it. Beads of sweat running down his face, nothing in this world would make up for the torture Alex was going to endure for this involuntary gig. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

And then it began. What looked like an infinite amount of kids with their parents gathered in the park that served as the location for the hunt. Alex stood beside the Easter egg hunt coordinator, who gave Alex a sympathetic look. Alex sighed quietly, time to get it over with he supposed. "Hey kids! You ready for the Easter egg hunt?" Alex heard the kids let out cheers of excitement and glee, as they came running towards them in a frenzy, some Easter holiday. "Alright, and guess what! We have a very special guest, it's the Easter bunny!" At the cue, Alex did some sort of happy dance, thank god no one could see his face underneath the bunny head he wore, but he still wanted to crawl into the nearest hole and never leave. "Hey kids! Are you ready to find some eggs?" "I don't need your help, you stupid pink rabbit!" One kid yelled at Alex, before kicking Alex in the shin. "Yeah! We don't need some oversized bunny's help!" Another kid shouted as he kicked Alex in the other shin. Alex waited for the kids to take off before howling in pain, his shouting muffled by the bunny head.

As soon as the pain went away, there wasn't much for Alex to do except walk around, occasionally helping some the kids, mostly girls, since most of the kids, mainly the boys, looked like they would kick him where the sun don't shine if he tried to help him. As Alex stood in the shade underneath a tree, he felt tugs on the back of his leg, and turned to look behind him, and saw three little girls peer up at him with puppy dog eyes. "What's wrong... um..." Alex began to ask, as he bent down in front of the girl, a idiot grin on his face, well, the face of the bunny head. "Jasmine." "Mila." "Cassandra." "Mister, can you help us? We can't find any eggs, 'cause all the other kids already found the ones we were looking for." Nodding his head, well as much as he possible could, he straightened up and began to walk around as the girls held onto both his arms tightly, like they were afraid he was going to run off. "Mister, you okay? Johnny and Daniel didn't injure you did they?" Alex heard Jasmine pip up, as he looked down at her in mild surprise. "...? Oh." The two boys that kicked him in the shins. "I'm alright. I think this bunny suit softened the blows a bit." Alex replied, as he spotted few eggs hidden up in a tree and behind some bushes. "Look, there's some eggs." Alex said, as the girls ran to collect them.

About half an hour, maybe an hour, Alex couldn't tell, since he couldn't reach his cellphone, all three girls' baskets were filled with eggs, as they all thanked Alex before running off. Alex had to admit, even though the suit was itchy, he was sweating buckets, and he probably smelled like cigarette smoke, he definitely was going to take a shower after this, but all in all, it wasn't that bad. Finally out of the bunny suit, he watched the kids run to their parents, he felt something brush against his foot as he shifted a bit, looking down, he saw a chocolate bunny resting up against his foot. Before he could even move, he heard the sound of shouting. "HEY KID! THAT'S MY CHOCOLATE BUNNY!" Before he knew it, Alex was tackled to the ground by some kid, as he felt fists rain down on him. "OW! WHAT THE--!?" Alex shielded himself with his arms, as he heard the voice of a girl cry out. After what seemed like forever, the fists stopped, as Alex sat up, albeit painfully, and slowly climbed to his feet.

"Stay away from him Johnny! You're mean!" "Gimme a break! He was about to take my chocolate bunny!" Jasmine, one of the three girls Alex had helped out clung to the back of Alex's leg, giving Johnny the evil eye, as Alex looked at Johnny in mild disbelief. This kid is bloody nuts... Sticking his tongue out at Alex, Johnny ran off with the chocolate bunny, if this was an anime, Alex would have a sweat drop on the back of his head. "Mister, are you okay?" Alex looked down and behind him slightly, as he saw Jasmine look up at him. "I'm fine... He needs to lay off on the chocolate... Stupid sugar rush." Blushing for some reason, Jasmine smiled up at him before she ran off back to their parents, and Alex could finally go home, but not before getting bandaged up. Children can really be frightening at times.

(OOC: Total words without BB coding and this note, 1020.)

[Uriel]

The holidays came in like a torrential storm this time of year; while the Seran’s were normally of a staunch Christian descent over the years their faith diminished and with it came the effects of holiday interactions. For one Easter simply struck Uriel as a pointless busying distraction for the masses yet another hallmark note evidence that there was only opportunity in a free market society where all else failed and died. Hope was a fleeting thing, a humorous oppression that struck a toll in everyone.

However this holiday Uriel would need a bit of hope. You see, being from such a high ranking family it was common place for him to be endorsed in random deals, deals which he had no knowledge or agreement upon. Silly free will didn’t dictate his life nowadays rather his father’s busy schedule. Morning he rose with an abysmal attitude and a grimace to match. Dressing lightly today expecting to merely lurk about the house facilitating himself in junk food and mindless warping games and movies while the world abroad rose to collect eggs and candies. Fools.

However in but an instant he was transformed to the fool. Taken from his pajama bottoms and fixated gaze settling on the television a hulking tanned hand yanked at his collar without any regard to his bowel of cereal which spilled over the floor wreaking havoc on the cleaning bill.

“Guyahh.”

He’d squeal shortly as his father’s second tugged him into the kitchen knowing well enough to avoid eye contact. Of course they didn’t know his ability but were smart enough to divulge the details of evading such a fate as his father’s last cronies.

“Grrr, put me down.” He’d command childishly pouting,

“You’re father has a job for you…”

“Oh?”….

“You’re not going to enjoy it….”

*Moments later*

Adorned in something he’d not be caught dead in Uriel Seran stood peeved with his fists bawled at the end of the mall, his pace picking up but at a snails pace to effectively cross the room with any effort. The mall was livid today it’d seem, church was still not out which made this endearing there’d be few children to deal with and he could make this quick an most likely painless. Just had too…

“You must be Uri, awe how cute…” A boisterous and large woman descended upon him.

Her glazed features signified an expressive use of makeup concealing her true form and her puffed out cheeks displayed something of a weight concern. Though a smile she wore whether that be at his distress or that she truly enjoyed herself it couldn’t be sure. For some reason Uriel feared to find out. Large sausage shaped fingers reached out resulting in Uriel’s cringing appearance backwards, but he couldn’t escape, no not from that woman. Her hands would grip about his cheeks and squeeze roughly tugging at them to smile which hurt in itself.

“Awen’t you a cute bunny…” Her baby speak made him shudder and grimace once more, “Kill me….” A whisper, “What?”

“Can we get this over with?” Uriel’s reply would be swift and cold.

“Alright Mr. Bunny, just sit up there.”

A grunt and Uriel would comply taking seat upon his throne, of course he enjoyed that much, if it weren’t for the public embarrassment he’d feel quite in control. Though it was justly the latter. Leaning back he’d protrude the pompous king image he’d be more than likely to become.

“Heeeeerrre they come!” The excited reaction would pan out sending fear into Uri’s eyes.

First to lunge at him would of course be the sugar hyped little girl, her features stretched with excitement to a degree that would repulse any other human being. And Uriel being, Uriel he retracted pressing himself back into the throne to avoid the….

*BAM*

And he fell gripping at his balls as the little girl piled-drived straight into him. His figure dropped over hers clutching at his crotch as she bounced excitedly babbling repetitively about a bunny and where were the eggs? All Uriel could do was lie there helpless and bat away with an arm pointing to the corner of the mall. It might buy him some time surely it hat to. With a hip and a hop the girl lunged off swifter than Rodger rabbit to claim the eggs.

Thank God that was over.
“Round II FIGHT!”

Eyes darted in a shriveled fashion picking out where the noise had come from and of course he’d get lucky this time fixating his eyes on a small little Chinese boy with his hands tautly gripped around a PSP as he tinkered away utterly uninterested. Oh Phew.

His puttering pace continued for what seemed as though it were hours till he had gotten to Uriel’s shins and looked up from the game a distant look in his eyes as though he weren’t thinking, however it was deemed a trap.

His hand darted out savagely gripping Uriel by the bunny suit and dragging him down to the boy’s level roughly demanding him to look the boy in the eyes. However the suit saved him that respect only granting him the dull lifeless stare of a plastic fuzzy bunny.

“Where be mah eggs bunny man!?! Gimme mah eggs or I cut chu’!”

Uriel couldn’t handle that at all cringing away in fear. All of a sudden the world seemed to utterly confuse him, when did kids beat up full grown adults I mean what was this Xin? Uriel pointed drastically in the direction he’d instructed the first to out of fear of getting hard-boiled himself. Buh-Dum-Tsh.

Sighing a large breath of relief the large woman let the next two through, twins of course. Smiling, beautiful, innocent…… Uriel spasmed, it was a trap again he was sure of it. The large bunny man tore off in reverse climbing to the top of his pristine escape clawing at the escape he’d point to the fountain trying to allude the proximity of the terror duo. And with ease they left.

By afternoon he’d worked through many a child it got easier after those first few and it seemed his day had boiled down to the very end just meagerly surviving that is. But all stories have happy endings don’t they?

The last child came through the hallowed gate, his chubby features signified perhaps a bit too much candy for today. Shaking his head out of the dismal pool Uriel though positively. It’ll be the last, just got to survive a bit more. Inches away the boy froze his hand clasped tightly over a fudgecicle licking away with a bit of deepness to his eyes.

“Mr. Bunny, Can I sit on your lap?”

Uriel grimaced in pain, no way; no way would he allow this to happen. But just above the youth’s head he saw the parents all nodding with a sense of delusional happiness. To which Uriel could only sigh unhappily, grit his teeth and bare the sudden moment of distress.

*ffffffffppppphhhh*

With a glare of distrust and the boy’s smiling face he took off a bit lighter, Uri standing to have his bunny suit have once section several shades darker. Peeling off the suit’s head he’d glare at the leader as if to say I WILL HAVE VENGEACE.

"Hey kid! That's my chocolate bunny!" The woman would giggle in an amused voice only drawing fiery eyes.

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[The Worm]

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