Teh horrors of.. T.R.M.M.

[Odin Natalis]

alright, this is a story that I will try to put comedy into my story.

The story is based on 4 characters, Ryan, Michael, Mikey and last but no least.. Trent

So..

ALSO!!!!

Warning, some content in this story will not be suitable for younger audiences..

view discretion is advised..

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!......

Ryan:What are you doing Trent?

I umm...

Ryan: Are you taking over the previsions again!?

no?

Mikey:Trent, you might as well let us all in.

I DONT WANT TO!

Mikey: do it.

No! you can't! its mine!

Michael: Do it or we will steal all your Dr Pepper!

You guys wouldn't dare!

-Ryan, Mikey and Michael all grab the 3 cases of Dr Pepper Trent stored-

Michael:I told you we would.

NOOO!!!!

-Trent drops to the floor crying-

Mikey:that was easy...

-everyone puts the cases down-

Ryan, Mikey and Michael: view discretion is advised....

-Trent gets back up and hides the Dr Pepper again-

Ryan:So.. What do you have planned for today guys?

Michael:Well, I got some work to do, wanna come with?

Ryan:sure.

Mikey:Well.. I need to get more wrappers.

Ryan:Why?

Mikey:used them all up.

Ryan:that was fast.

Mikey: yeah.. That's what some girls do to you..

Michael:... Wait what?

guys... We have a problem..

Guys:What!?

umm.. We are running out of time.

Guys:Huh? What do you mean?

The guy doing this, is going to post this up soon.

Guys:What are you talking about? no one is writing this.

All:unless...

Everyone: AWWWE FUC-

[Mr. Seran]

lol wut?!

XD

So today we went to soup plantation and Mikey and I had a fight about who won:
Me: You were 20 min late
Mikey: well I'm phillipino I could have been 2 hours late

Me: Well you were still late
Mikey: Well you ate before your friends showed up and thats a violation of your own integrity...
Me: ...................

Well Fuck.

[Odin Natalis]

Chapter 1

Ryan Mikey and Michael tried every way to wake up trent, even kicking him senseless and nothing happened.

"Well.. lets drown him!" Ryan pleaded.

"We want to wake him.. not kill him." Michael retorted smacking him upside the head.

"Hey!" Ryan said furious about what happened. "What if we k-"

"NO!" Michael said laughing. "We don't want to kill him, just wake him."

"You guys are no fun." Ryan said, crossing his arms pouting.

"sure, go play your Call of Duty." Michael started to laugh again and watched Ryan go into his room and shook his head.

Mikey walked into the room and went to go pull the blankets off of Trent before hearing....

"I'M NAKED!!!!" Trent woke up and yelled at him with his mouth and eyes wide open as if giving some weird ass smile.

"JESUS CHRIST!!!" Mikey said running out of the room.

Mikey tripped over a bottle and landed head first into his chair.

"Ow..." Mikey said with a slight bit of pain running through his body.

Michael was in his rooms drawing up a plan and started to set it up and smiled.

The plan was brilliant.

"I put a cup of Dr pepper down, which is tied to a string that will pull on the string that will release a bowling ball that will land on Bruce Lee's foot which will piss him off which he will punch a rat into a wall that will activate a timer which will shoot a large amount of hot sauce into Trent's cup..." Michael pondered this for a second. "MY PLAN CAN'T FAIL!"

Trent crawled out of his room half asleep smelling the Dr Pepper.

"mm... Wait..." Trent said tiredly. "This has been on the ground.. I dont want it." Trent went back into his bed and went back to sleep.

"damnit!" Michael said sitting on the sofa hitting his knees with open hands.

"ooooh!!! Drink!" Ryan said and he picked up the drink.

"Wait Ryan do-" To late... Ryan was now running around like his mouth was on fire.

"HOLY SHIT!!" Ryan was still running around like a mad man.

Michael started to laugh and so did Mikey.

Ryan went into the kitchen and started the tap and drank water.. lots and lots of water.

"shit... you guys are loud." Trent walked out of his room with shorts and a vest on.. looked like that was it.

"your awake! now we can go out!" Everyone but trent said.

"Ok? let me get changed.." Trent took of his vest and put of a T shirt THEN the vest and everyone went out.

They left Ryan to drive... BIG mistake, but he was driving fine, no crashes, no body he was trying to run over but a squ-... Never mind, he got that one dead on.

When we got to the mall we had on thing on our minds..

"WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FOOD COURT!?" Trent was wearing full yellow that meant.. OH GOD NO! IT WAS ANGRY MARINE DAY!

Trent had a day when he could always cuss at people who walked by and did almost anything he wanted that made him angry...

Or others.

Th 4 went into the mall and went to the food court. Trent created what he called was.. "The angry meal" WHICH was the spiciest thing you could ever find.

Everyone else was civil while eating and Mikey and Ryan watched Ladies as they walked by and noticed the nice booty that they had.

"damn.." ryan said his eyes not leaving until the girls sat down.

"they might be delighted to know that we are single." Mikey said looking at Ryan.

They laugh and Michael and I finished eating.

They four sat and laughed for a while spending some bro time together and such.

When it was time to leave after going to EVERY store in the place and having Trent get kicked out for calling everything he saw a useless piece of shit.. theres more but yea..

Not going into that.

When they left the four saw the girls from earlier and they walked up to Trent and started to talk with him and he was civil.. ish.. Still being an angry marine.

Ryan and Mikey looked at each other and nodded and they went up behind Trent and...

PANTS HIM!

They pulled his pants down to his ankles and Trent looked around a bit.

He was blushing but then.. He put his hands on his hip and with the manliest voice ever went..

"I AM GAR THE IMPALER!"

The girls were mesmerized about what was behind door number one and Trent scuttled to the car and sat in it.

Ryan Mikey and michael all stood in silence as the girls were whispering about him, mikey snapped out of it, gave the girls the house number they were in and they girls were impressed with Trent.

"but.. how... just...." Michael couldn't speak a single sentence.

"I just... what?" Ryan was going crazy trying to find out what happened.

"Well.. im Driving." Mikey said taking the keys and he moved Ryan and Mikey to the car and drove the 4 home as Trent was sitting there blushing about what happened.

When the got home everyone got out and sat on the living room sofa and they all watched a movie and Ryan and Michael snapped out of it and Trent went into his room.

He spent time alone and everyone was laughing about the movie as Trent took a nap in his room.

"Heh... impaler.." Ryan said and the 3 started to laughing like hyenas. It was funny.

Kinda..

they stopped and heard some one call..

We heard Trent pick up.

"WHO THE FUCK IN HELL OF FUCKS IS IT!?" He yelled and walked over to Ryan.

"IT'S FOR YOU FUCK FACE!" He walked back into his room as if nothing happened at all.

"Hello?" Ryan said..

"Yeah? Ok ill let them know."

Ryan had a sad face on then..

"BAM!!" He said with a smile. "Michael, we got the job."

"EPIX BRO!" they started to dance and Mikey looked at them and they stopped.

"we.. err..." they stopped.

"Well then, guess all 3 of us are working together." Mikey said.

They started to do an evil laugh as if they had some master plan to go on.

[Gabriel Seran]

*headdesks Repeatedly*

LOL just LOL

cuz to a degree I'm sure that we've done some things similar to that at one point with maybe less energy or more ridiculousness.

btw if Michael happens to read this:
*rubs peanut butter on chest and goes to neighbors house*

"I love my fetishes..."

[Ceraphine Davis]

O___O

I dont need to know!

*hides*

I REALLY DONT NEED TO KNOW!!!

On a side note.....>.>

Creamy or crunchy peanut butter? Cause texture makes all the difference in the world.

XDD