The Monthly Bust - School Newsletter

[Guy Nottingham]

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[Guy Nottingham]

The Monthly Bust

First Edition - By Guy Nottingham, Political Comics Attributed to Hildagard
*Disclaimer* : Warning, anyone reading this understand that you do so of your own volition, this paper is not to be construed as my personal opinions nor intended to offend is aimed as both a character device for my character as well as others if you so choose to take from this IC.

Hello Public High School #774, glad we could have you for our first very exciting month of school together gags and hopefully the studies aren't to rough on you at this point as they are most likely to be. Now we at the Monthly Bust would like to bring you with up to date coverage on your local to-dos on and off campus as well as fill you in an an imformitive way of life that I'm sure you'll feel more inclusive as the passage of time continues on. So as our First Edition begins please read, continue and by all means enjoy.

Our fearless Leader

Clearly those of you around school have no doubt been subjugated hearing of our recent change in Captains, Kevala Katashi, Striking Fear and inputence love and peace into the hearts of our local students as they carry on through their days. In her time as Captain she's sought out the aid of other students including yours truly to become a part of everyday life working to unite us under A commune peace. Clearly we're in good hands and should look to support Kevala's interests.

Sports

In the World of sports our good ol' Varsity Captain (whos not hoped up on steroids!) Jack O'Conner has started his own breed of training regiments this month imposing his own self-indoctrinated rule of Survival of the Fittest and clearly with this athletes show of force there is no doubt that he is by far fit.

THE BUST NOW!

So you local connasuers we come to the section of the paper that is truly important if you feel so obliged to take a gander at our lovely ladies who inhabit this school. But take this as you will it is surely more than just a chauvanist's art but rather a mathmatical deduction showing that there is beauty inside but mostly out.

(Photo Taken in Mythology Class)
Being the good sport she is
we have the lovely Captain
Kevala sporting her B-size.
Her hobbies include: Long walks on the beach,
with a side of maiming and torturing
all who oppose her.

(Photo Taken in Mythology Class)
Clearly we are gifted with such
Grand talent in our school when
our teachers are so skilled as they
are. Mrs. Vallquette sporting her C-size
to those who enjoy Mythology, I know
I do.
Hobbies include: Teaching,
Giving extra credit , and clearly
teaching, wait I said that twice.

Rumor Square

So Word on the street is that there are flares of love anxiety amongst a couple unmentioned pillars. Not that I've seen firsthand their shows of affection that diverse from brutalizing poor trashbins we best hope there isn't a blooming love interest between Kazuya and Jack other wise that'll make an unhappy School Captain.

And straight from the head of the school this one comes from apparently over the last month or so since the men in suits assailed the school there've been missing students amongst the population word has been kept on teh downlow to not create a panic but parents are calling in at a breakneck pace. Who shall save us from this catastrophy?

The lesson to be learned from this is simply put.

Don't shun your local fat kid, praise them for putting a stop to child kidnap. In fact give them a cookie, but save the rest for yourself don't want to be next.

Political Cartoons

[Mr. Seran]

Awards:
Guy: +2 Exp, +$500
Hilde: +$400